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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.

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Ew! He's just a child!

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AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.

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Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Please have a seat

Submitted by Phys on Nov 30, 11 at 4:28pm

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god dammit jerry sandusky we just talked about how this is not ok

Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 30, 11 at 5:03pm

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- oh Penn state your the new Catholic church
  
  Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 30, 11 at 8:04pm
  
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  - They have been waiting to get out of the spot light for awhile now...
    
    Submitted by sumsumsay on Dec 1, 11 at 2:40pm
    
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Its chics like you that made me LOVE highschool

Submitted by redman2683 on Nov 30, 11 at 4:55pm

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I don't think it's literally a child. Probably more like 19 year old guy and maybe 30 year old woman...

Submitted by amberbamber37 on Nov 30, 11 at 8:16pm

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Oh won't you please, mrs. Robinson?

Submitted by ly0ntamer on Dec 1, 11 at 3:41am

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Well shit... calling him a child could mean he's anywhere from 10 to 35...

Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 30, 11 at 10:05pm

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- Hahahaha
  
  Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 30, 11 at 10:11pm
  
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  - lol I assume he's under 17
    
    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 30, 11 at 10:20pm
    
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    Ya know what happens when you assume....
    
    Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 30, 11 at 11:45pm
    
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    Am I backing you up or nunu?
    
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 1, 11 at 12:01am
    
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    shhh ill always have your back
    
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 12:22am
    
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    LOL I was asking threeoneseven if I was backing her up. But nunu, you can have my back. HA!
    
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 1, 11 at 1:16am
    
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  - I figured you could back me up on this, lol.
    
    Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 30, 11 at 11:46pm
    
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    I could use an ass right now..just getting over a cold and feeling frisky
    
    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 30, 11 at 11:52pm
    
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I'm waiting for the Jerry Sandusky jokes to get old, but it isn't happening

Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 1, 11 at 3:30am

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- I'm tired of them already
  
  Submitted by shellsbells on Dec 1, 11 at 12:18pm
  
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Submitted by cpt_obvious on Nov 30, 11 at 5:08pm

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And the best thing to come out of Corpus remains I-37 north.

Submitted by CrazyRunner on Nov 30, 11 at 7:48pm

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Where were all these older women that wanted to bang younger guys when I was in my teens mature women are so damn sexy

Submitted by darkoxephon on Dec 1, 11 at 3:57am

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If he wants it, he'll get it one way or the other. Who cares

Submitted by uchicago on Nov 30, 11 at 8:34pm

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Oh, Bieber lol

Submitted by vendetta86 on Nov 30, 11 at 6:32pm

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When she got there police walked in......

Submitted by Wolf41 on Dec 2, 11 at 9:22am

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Probably really ugly and/or fat babies if your reduced to pedophilia.

Submitted by porksword on Nov 30, 11 at 5:28pm

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- ...says the fat girl.
  
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because you can't get a man you go for a boy

Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 30, 11 at 4:35pm

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- says the fat girl.
  
  Submitted by TwistedSista83 on Dec 1, 11 at 8:18pm
  
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Maybe it's an awkward uncle and his Jewish friend talking about a nephew

Submitted by superbassman on Nov 30, 11 at 9:50pm

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Then afterwards you can go to family planning for a plan b AND chlamydia/gonorrhea treatment

Submitted by Pinkglowstar on Nov 30, 11 at 7:09pm

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- says the fat girl.
  
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Get it kid!!!!! Lol I was in the same situation it's awesome haha

Submitted by crazylegs32 on Nov 30, 11 at 11:11pm

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hey if a 19 yr old is wanting it from 30+ yr old, fuck his brains out. I did. sadly tho most boys that age don't know what to do with the kitty.

Submitted by 420mommie on Dec 2, 11 at 12:44am

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I thought MJ was dead?

Submitted by KELSiii on Dec 1, 11 at 10:20am

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Really? Like, oh really? Really!

Submitted by mizlickzalot on Nov 30, 11 at 9:00pm

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Gotta love corpus!

Submitted by Knocky64 on Nov 30, 11 at 6:30pm

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he wanted to know where babies come from; he's gonna find out.

Submitted by fuzzpunch on Nov 30, 11 at 5:02pm

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If he's at least sixteen, then it's not so bad...Or, if there is an age gap no larger than four years...

Submitted by peachpie88 on Dec 1, 11 at 11:43am

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Eeww!!

Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 30, 11 at 8:58pm

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holy shit, sorry for the multiple posts. wasn't showing up on the app that they posted

Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 1, 11 at 3:31am

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I'm waiting for the Jerry Sandusky jokes to get old. and it just isn't happening.

Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 1, 11 at 3:21am

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Hell yeah!!!

Submitted by Key_umm on Nov 30, 11 at 7:00pm

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Where the hell were these women when I was young and needed to led astray

Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 1, 11 at 2:01pm

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My number is...

Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Nov 30, 11 at 4:56pm

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I'm waiting for the Jerry Sandusky jokes to get old. but it just isn't happening.

Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 1, 11 at 3:20am

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Worked as a lifeguard adequate summers while in high school and early college. Two in their mid to late 20's taught me a lot. On was hold a newborn baby a year later. She never called me out as the father but she kept on hinting the kid looked like me.

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