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  • I would resign to if he passed out

    Submitted by awesomesaucechk on Jul 13, 10 at 4:16pm
    • i think it was probably the girl that passed out. at least, that happened to me once. didnt bother with her again

      Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 13, 10 at 10:23pm
  • He should have fired you

    Submitted by adderallking on Jul 13, 10 at 4:25pm
  • She must suck at giving head. I've NEVER been drunk or tired enough to pass out while that was happening.

    Submitted by marsho on Jul 13, 10 at 4:10pm
    • and because it has never happened to you it surely is impossible.

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 13, 10 at 8:05pm
    • and even if it's a bad blowjob it's not gonna have a soporific effect. if anything you wanna pay closer attention and stay awake to make sure it doesn't get any worse (i.e. teeth)

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 13, 10 at 8:06pm
  • I hate you all

    Submitted by phi316 on Jul 13, 10 at 5:41pm
  • I've passed out while getting a blowjob before. Woke up five minutes later and she was still going to town. She was ok, but I just had way too much tequila. Yet somehow I stayed hard the whole time. She thought I was a rock star.

    Submitted by stilts66 on Jul 22, 10 at 5:52am
  • My guess is the girl passed out. Maybe from lack of oxygen...

    Submitted by thursby on Jul 13, 10 at 4:31pm
  • you suck dick like a one toothed whore

    Submitted by OhShitBalls on Jul 13, 10 at 6:25pm
  • God I LOVE sucking dick!! I esp love waking a guy by sucking his dick...

    Submitted by nymoemt on Jul 14, 10 at 12:09am
  • Maybe shes just not that in to you.

    Submitted by imcomingatyoubro on Jul 13, 10 at 11:25pm
  • Lol if it was someone blowing a guy, that'd kinda suck for the one blowing like damn.

    Submitted by drewsnyder95 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:37pm
  • I would just like to say this happened to me..... Not only did I pass out while giving head, I proceeded to bite him unconciously as well. Let's just say I'll never live that one down.

    Submitted by makeawish12 on Jul 14, 10 at 1:49am
  • However you are redeemed for the "she must suck dick at sucking dick" line. Not clever, but a good laugh anyway.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 14, 10 at 4:02am
  • Drunksms, this could be read from either perspective. You're a fool because you assumed it could only be taken one way.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 14, 10 at 3:59am
  • Wow moto you're a jerk

    Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 14, 10 at 1:24am
  • I dont see how its possible to be that bad at giving head. He mustve been xanned out or something...

    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 13, 10 at 7:15pm
  • I pushed my exs head away when she tried waking me up with some head. Not a good idea. The sex after was great though

    Submitted by rangrjmc on Jul 13, 10 at 11:09pm
  • Idk how someone could do this. I mean how could a girls lips tongue and mouth, and maybe throat (depending on how deep she likes it) caressing your penis not be stimulating to keep you awake?

    Submitted by beastlysucker on Jul 13, 10 at 8:24pm
  • Oi Michguy you dumbass, he passed out...not her! You missed the whole point of the text. Man, she must suck dick at sucking dick...

    Submitted by drunksms2u on Jul 13, 10 at 9:56pm
  • Finger up the butt will wake him right up.

    Submitted by GoodKine on Jul 14, 10 at 10:30pm
  • Don't need her awake!!! Skull fuck that cunt and sploog that semen conditioner..!!!

    Submitted by motoxdad on Jul 14, 10 at 12:13am
  • it's your show... gotta keep him into it, so blame yourself...

    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 13, 10 at 6:36pm
  • these pretzels are making me Firsty

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 13, 10 at 9:42pm
  • How do you text this while she's passed out. Fail.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 13, 10 at 4:31pm
  • Seriously b***h must not be very good

    Submitted by xxxcroninxxx on Jul 13, 10 at 5:05pm
  • Mayb you were to big for her

    Submitted by i_love_him_only on Jul 13, 10 at 4:29pm
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