would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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