One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Randomize
