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  So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life

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• Best. BJ. Ever.

  Submitted by danburton on Jul 22, 10 at 2:35pm

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• Pivotal Moment=realizing you're too much of a bitch to handle a BJ

  Submitted by tpall_11 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:59pm

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• she might actually be able to suck a bowling ball through a hose...

  Submitted by jasboo on Jul 22, 10 at 2:49pm

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• Wait so is that a really good or terribly bad BJ?

  Submitted by kyndalyse on Jul 22, 10 at 4:47pm

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• Your doing it wrong.

  Submitted by stig on Jul 22, 10 at 3:49pm

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• You're doing it wrong. I SPELT IT RIGHT!

  Submitted by TimMc333 on Jul 22, 10 at 8:22pm

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• Your doing it wrong...

  Submitted by jewishgypsy on Jul 22, 10 at 3:29pm

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• Wow. Too much of a good thing.

  Submitted by mordantmouth on Jul 22, 10 at 3:01pm

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• She must have been one big bitch in order to give him a hernia

  Submitted by gizmo6969 on Jul 22, 10 at 3:35pm

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• If you get a hernia from a blowjob.. Someone is doing something wrong......

  Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 5:48pm

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• Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:39pm

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• Ouch

  Submitted by mjo on Jul 22, 10 at 2:35pm

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• FAIL! --- in an non failure way *for those of you that are r-tarded it means it was a win!*

  Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 23, 10 at 10:43am

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• Marked as favorite in case said book is written

  Submitted by Raven_Paine on Jul 27, 10 at 11:29am

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• Wait.. How does that even happen

  Submitted by mary_mac on Jul 22, 10 at 9:14pm

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• Yeah, whatever.

  Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:39pm

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• Shes a pro. Keep her man

  Submitted by honeybeewu on Jul 22, 10 at 6:47pm

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• You probably got the hernia from lifting something heavy around the time of the BJ. Were you lifting weights during? I wonder...I think I just wrote a new porno scene.

  Submitted by Clay180 on Jul 24, 10 at 3:58am

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• This is stupid and old people can't read or spell or write good

  Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:21pm

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  • Um, if you're going to criticize someone's writing do it in proper English. It's well not good. Not usually a grammar Nazi but you kind of deserved it.

    Submitted by sexynerd239 on Jul 22, 10 at 9:03pm

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• CT scan for a hernia? she musta sucked the innards right out of your cock.

  Submitted by philelias on Jul 23, 10 at 2:13am

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• totally awesome night cuz im the girl hes talking about :)

  Submitted by janinep on Jul 23, 10 at 9:45pm

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• Hahahahahahahahahaha I know that girl!!!!

  Submitted by bruins1337 on Jul 23, 10 at 10:04am

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• Must be referring to an Asian girl

  Submitted by niceman on Jul 22, 10 at 4:23pm

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• This just means you're aren't a real man.

  Submitted by marsho on Jul 22, 10 at 8:57pm

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• Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 3:01pm

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• Danburton wins

  Submitted by laxplayer44 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:50pm

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