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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...

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Yeeah thank god

(816): View more from Missouri

Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.

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It's like winning the worst kind of lottery

Submitted by Griffmaster01 on May 27, 10 at 3:09pm

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Wow what a way to break the news lol

Submitted by holliXmolotov on May 27, 10 at 2:33pm

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Who the fuck says this kinda news over a text message?!

Submitted by raerae24 on May 27, 10 at 3:36pm

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- tfln...\nderp
  
  Submitted by Leto on May 27, 10 at 7:24pm
  
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That's gonna leave a mark.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 2:23pm

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one in a million, not bad odds. but I'll take the odds on banging a knocked up chick twice, what are you doing later?

Submitted by serverballz on May 27, 10 at 2:39pm

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Odds that of course wouldn't hit at the lotto or even in Vegas.

Submitted by relief_md on May 27, 10 at 2:28pm

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Sucks for this guy

Submitted by pwnstar on May 27, 10 at 2:44pm

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Happy fathers day

Submitted by Stimofo on May 27, 10 at 7:27pm

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He should play the lotto! Haha

Submitted by ryno24 on May 27, 10 at 2:47pm

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It's like a fuck you for Christmas, this gift is a curse

Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 20, 10 at 12:27am

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One in a million guys, or one in a million sperm? Cuz if it's the latter, then welcome to reality...

Submitted by TheTodControl on May 28, 10 at 10:56am

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Abortion time!

Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 27, 10 at 9:20pm

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- it's probably the only baby she will ever be able to have - you really think she'd kill it?
  
  Submitted by GoodGirl on May 28, 10 at 12:26am
  
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  - i know, seriously. some people are beyond disgusting.
    
    Submitted by its118AM on Jun 7, 10 at 1:58am
    
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My zip code!!! Lol I bet you this is Ellen Sherman from Blue Springs, Missouri!

Submitted by soccerstudbri12 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:51am

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owned!?

Submitted by vafunk on May 30, 10 at 3:01am

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I can see the Dr.Phil incident now.

Submitted by NelsonD on May 27, 10 at 4:10pm

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Kansas City, Missouri.

Submitted by RWHGHP on May 28, 10 at 10:34am

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Paging doctor Martin, come in doc Martin....time for the ol woopsy daisy

Submitted by evolwayz on May 27, 10 at 4:41pm

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Ahh Kansas City

Submitted by iamelrebel on Sep 14, 10 at 2:08am

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Just when I thought Jon and Kate plus 8 would finally be over, he gets pregnant again...

Submitted by Bier2thePeople on May 30, 10 at 1:07pm

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low blow right to that guys nuts

Submitted by baseballha44 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:06pm

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Haha that is too funny!!! It's always when u least expect it!! Haha

Submitted by 26 on May 27, 10 at 2:27pm

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Their naming the kid, Lucky Stars.

Submitted by Famofnel on May 27, 10 at 4:05pm

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- Your poor children probably won't even have names spelled correctly since you can't use the correct way for THEY'RE.
  
  Submitted by pinkie19 on May 27, 10 at 6:57pm
  
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Fake.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 10 at 7:14am

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Cock

Submitted by tlr238 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:28am

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Super Sperm?

Submitted by wonderfulone on May 27, 10 at 11:28pm

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hahahahhahahahaha

Submitted by and_i_said on May 28, 10 at 2:17pm

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I would cross the border to Mexico!

Submitted by YoungDk on May 27, 10 at 3:00pm

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Fake

Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 3:10pm

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fail.

Submitted by Bomb on May 27, 10 at 6:49pm

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Fake

Submitted by kishortt10 on May 28, 10 at 10:47am

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that's rough

Submitted by east on May 29, 10 at 2:09am

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Way to ruin your life..

Submitted by dantheman14 on May 27, 10 at 2:41pm

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- i will never understand why people think a baby is the ruining of your life. grow the fuck up. there are more important things than drinking and doing coke like the shitheads on this site.
  
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Tramp slut whore I'm cumming

Submitted by weedkiller on May 27, 10 at 5:23pm

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Rae Rae.. My ex told me she was filing for divorce in a text.

Submitted by 2144571774 on May 28, 10 at 11:30am

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This is the kinda thing that hapens to me

Submitted by troy on May 28, 10 at 10:55pm

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Oh Kansas City...

Submitted by emzichick on Jun 8, 10 at 3:19am

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Wait tell I get in there

Submitted by weedkiller on May 27, 10 at 5:26pm

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That's one way to break the news to your sister you inbred fuck...

Submitted by guitar_boy on May 28, 10 at 3:23am

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That's from the show Sex and the City....FAKE!!

Submitted by skywalker on May 28, 10 at 2:37am

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Hahahah....Missouri

Submitted by herrrrro on May 27, 10 at 3:38pm

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Pretty sure my brother said the same thing 5 months ago...

Submitted by that_guy20 on May 28, 10 at 12:32am

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Cheaters rule

Submitted by weedkiller on May 27, 10 at 5:28pm

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awwwww:)

Submitted by lostoneparis on May 27, 10 at 8:33pm

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Ha.... I'm a one in a million baby... never gonna take those kinda chances when my uterus is involved.

Submitted by Masquerade90 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:42am

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This is too funny.

Submitted by jasper on May 27, 10 at 11:01pm

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Well fuck

Submitted by sophia3394 on Mar 21, 14 at 3:19am

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This is how I told my boy. He's gone now.

Submitted by itouch on Jun 19, 10 at 2:16am

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You sir, are FUUUUUUCKED, quick, grab a baseball bat!

Submitted by RickTrolled on May 27, 10 at 2:30pm

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Ya just think now that you have hit the one the rest of the times you won't get pregnant

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