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  He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.

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• Sounds like a keeper

  Submitted by supertrooper on Aug 19, 10 at 1:05pm

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• Fuck, she stalled.

  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 19, 10 at 1:58pm

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• We're you drunk. He should have extended the simulation by having you do a "breathalyzer" test.

  Submitted by tsoptsrif on Aug 19, 10 at 1:11pm

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  • you are her drunk?

    Submitted by pinchforaninch on Aug 19, 10 at 1:30pm

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    • suck penis my.

      Submitted by tsoptsrif on Aug 19, 10 at 1:37pm

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      • that is a fragment.

        Submitted by pinchforaninch on Aug 19, 10 at 1:44pm

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• this post is instantly favorited for being funny as hell.

  Submitted by underagehangover on Aug 19, 10 at 1:19pm

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• Better hope they aren't simulating an older VW. Reverse is going to hurt like hell.

  Submitted by degenerate on Aug 19, 10 at 2:53pm

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• Maybe I should look into being a driving instructor

  Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 19, 10 at 2:53pm

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• I don't want to know what you used for the clutch...

  Submitted by MrSlapChop on Aug 19, 10 at 6:15pm

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• Is it a Short Shift Kit?

  Submitted by klangford on Aug 19, 10 at 1:35pm

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• A whole new twist on "manual stimulation"

  Submitted by Observer on Aug 19, 10 at 4:49pm

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• And then we got beers. Rhyme complete.

  Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 19, 10 at 1:03pm

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• Learning to drive stick has never been made easier

  Submitted by tatteredtorn on Aug 19, 10 at 1:52pm

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• haha yessss im not the only one.

  Submitted by srhprincess480 on Aug 19, 10 at 3:31pm

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• Aren't you speshul

  Submitted by RaCk on Aug 19, 10 at 4:23pm

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• Repeat with a little variation. Get a life.

  Submitted by bertog on Aug 19, 10 at 9:45pm

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• Aewsome

  Submitted by jheim2006 on Aug 19, 10 at 10:59pm

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• Make him cum. It's the portal to Narnia.

  Submitted by ForTehWin on Aug 19, 10 at 8:56pm

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• Hahahahaha yes... I dunno why but this text is awesome

  Submitted by PeepsCallMeGay on Aug 21, 10 at 11:46pm

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• did he have to stay in 2nd to tow you up?

  Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 19, 10 at 1:15pm

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• Now just teach her how to speed shift, and mind the step children

  Submitted by gixxer209 on Aug 19, 10 at 2:03pm

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• why did I never think of that?

  Submitted by jltc on Aug 19, 10 at 9:23pm

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• Now try that with your mouth

  Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 8:28am

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• Haha keeper

  Submitted by randomm on Aug 19, 10 at 11:08pm

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• Hands on learning. Fantastic.

  Submitted by theITgirl on Aug 20, 10 at 10:38am

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• I'd like to learn how to go thru the drive thru and get some of that taco!!;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 10 at 6:08am

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• Hahahahahha ahh that's awesome.. A guy tried to teach me how to drive stick once..I think I would've learned better with this approach

  Submitted by whatnow on Aug 19, 10 at 1:59pm

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• Shift all the way to last gear to get it coming

  Submitted by popo14 on Aug 20, 10 at 11:13am

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• Sooooo weak!

  Submitted by pinktaco1605 on Sep 1, 10 at 5:13am

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• The best part is that he doesn't even know how to drive a stick

  Submitted by flaunn on Aug 20, 10 at 11:30pm

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• I NEED MY FUCKING TURTLE!! Excuse my language and all caps.

  Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:05pm

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  • Could you describe this fucking turtle?

    Submitted by DrGirlfriend on Aug 19, 10 at 3:47pm

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• then what SEX!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by bighjg on May 18, 11 at 7:43pm

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• I never learned how to drive stick. Now I have another way to learn!

  Submitted by SweetieEsq on Aug 19, 10 at 5:49pm

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• Mayb next time I cld show u how to go to taco bell drive thru the right way. All u need is a drink and I got the taco.

  Submitted by lollz15 on Aug 20, 10 at 4:55am

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• Sthat his how im gonna teach chicks

  Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 19, 10 at 10:34pm

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• what a helpful guy!

  Submitted by westwardho on Aug 19, 10 at 10:03pm

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• Ohh that's a win.

  Submitted by mdguy301 on Sep 8, 10 at 12:45pm

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• Now were did I set that lighter.... There in for a surprise blow....job. Oh and a explosion

  Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:25am

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• Haha that's EXACTLY how I learned!!

  Submitted by bigtits_85 on Sep 5, 11 at 11:13am

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