I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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