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  I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever

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• Dear every guy ever, wake me up by eating ME out and you'll get however many sexual acts you want. With sexiness, this girl.

  Submitted by fairamar on Oct 2, 10 at 2:04pm

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  • That's the gospel right there. Gotta warm up the pot if u want something hot!

    Submitted by l8trgal on Oct 2, 10 at 2:58pm

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  • i love you soo much

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 2, 10 at 7:13pm

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  • I'm more of a giver anyway.

    Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 6:50pm

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• You'll be eating outta something but it ain't gonna be her hand if you know what I'm sayin!

  Submitted by tangerineballs on Oct 2, 10 at 1:26pm

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  • Yes, I think I know what you are saying.

    Submitted by steve11111 on Oct 3, 10 at 3:38pm

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• I do that at least once a week for my bf

  Submitted by qtntexas on Oct 2, 10 at 3:15pm

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  • I want a girl like you.

    Submitted by Howbot on Oct 2, 10 at 10:34pm

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  • you rock

    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 6, 10 at 8:34pm

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• I did that once. We just celebrated our 10 year anniversary :-)

  Submitted by joestxgirl1 on Oct 2, 10 at 2:51pm

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• Um... i thought all girls like waking up with a cock down their throat? What ... only me?

  Submitted by AlexandraPalone on Oct 2, 10 at 9:54pm

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  • lmfao! you're hilarious.

    Submitted by Optimus_Ty on Oct 3, 10 at 5:19am

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• I tried doing that once and got punched in the head, last time I show initiative.

  Submitted by 00AshHole00 on Oct 3, 10 at 11:55am

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• It's funny because it's true.

  Submitted by Intimidator1 on Oct 2, 10 at 1:22pm

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• You mean Mornings with Muffy aren't a standard thing? I love a good mouth full of moose knuckle to start my day. It's part of my balanced breakfast. 45 min of eating out at the Taco Hut and .. Well... You get the picture!

  Submitted by 2144571774 on Oct 3, 10 at 7:00am

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• Everyone who said bad night must have very unhappy men at home.

  Submitted by stargazinstarlet on Oct 3, 10 at 2:31am

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• i did that.. best morning ever for both of us

  Submitted by kaitlynshrtr7 on Oct 2, 10 at 8:14pm

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• Agreed

  Submitted by cheesewhiz on Oct 2, 10 at 1:13pm

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• Truth

  Submitted by briguy987 on Oct 2, 10 at 1:19pm

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• @heavyweight maybe lay off the sammiches cause to be a heavy guy your tool has to be longer than average to get around the fat belly? Just wondering aloud.

  Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Oct 2, 10 at 4:26pm

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  • Unnecessary.. He was just saying a sandwich and a blunt would be nice in the morning.. I mean, who can say no to that?

    Submitted by Veritas143 on Oct 2, 10 at 4:32pm

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• i love eating girls out. i need anything in return. just dont tell my gf Please

  Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 2, 10 at 7:15pm

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• epic

  Submitted by steeldude on Oct 2, 10 at 1:21pm

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• He won't eat out of your hand, he'll just eventually expect it

  Submitted by jhandy on Oct 4, 10 at 11:34pm

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• Dear every girl ever, wake me up with a sammich and a blunt and I'll do anything you want . From every guy with sense

  Submitted by heavyweight420 on Oct 2, 10 at 4:01pm

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  • I've actually done that before. But with muffins instead. I've never seen a man so giddy in my life.

    Submitted by LissaSaysTaco on Oct 3, 10 at 4:52pm

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• i did this to my boyfriend in his friend's basement while they were all upstairs eating breakfast

  Submitted by 8765 on Oct 24, 10 at 6:42pm

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• Dear farimar, OK!!!!!

  Submitted by norwillwin on Oct 2, 10 at 6:46pm

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• This is SO true! your man will love you forever and be smiling every morning just like he should be =]

  Submitted by Jesser916 on Oct 2, 10 at 7:24pm

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• Hahaha I love this.

  Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Oct 2, 10 at 1:14pm

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• Love doing that for my husband but guess who always has to go to the bathroom?

  Submitted by archer79 on Oct 3, 10 at 4:52am

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  • lol true dilemma.

    Submitted by potmasdfdw on Oct 3, 10 at 8:24am

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• Ha ya I used to do that to my ex all the time. He'd have great dreams.

  Submitted by Jellymann on Oct 2, 10 at 7:12pm

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• I did that to my ex boyfriend, he was in lovee. :)

  Submitted by flexiblesex on Oct 4, 10 at 1:16am

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• I did that for my husband the other night I got tired of waking up to him fucking me every night I mean can't you do it while I'm awake

  Submitted by Sofiejer on Oct 11, 10 at 5:58pm

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• Seriously. Girls never seem to be able to figure this out

  Submitted by Endophein on Oct 2, 10 at 1:43pm

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• I love waking him up that way. We barely get to finish though, I always end up the winner first.

  Submitted by helovesit on Oct 6, 10 at 11:51pm

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• Spittin' truth!

  Submitted by pringlepwner on Oct 2, 10 at 1:22pm

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  • Spitters are quitters.

    Submitted by GABAleta on Oct 2, 10 at 1:58pm

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• Awesome I will try this n see if it works lol

  Submitted by jaymii on Oct 4, 10 at 2:31am

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• mmm there's a reason you aren't getting one\ntry stroking her mouth when you wake up, that might help

  Submitted by glossylu on Oct 3, 10 at 5:08pm

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• I just did that this morning

  Submitted by whattagirl on Aug 10, 11 at 4:20pm

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• I wish my current male companion would let me wake him up this way. :( He hates receiving oral...just breaks my heart.

  Submitted by Vilexxica on Oct 3, 10 at 9:56am

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  • Well anytime you feel the urge to give, I'll gladly receive. And vice versa

    Submitted by majoycreepy69 on Oct 3, 10 at 11:56am

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• Best way to wake him up every time.

  Submitted by helovesit on Oct 9, 10 at 12:05am

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• I bet u can't understand why you're still single.

  Submitted by yer_mom on Oct 3, 10 at 2:27pm

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• You're from Raleigh, you should be smarter than this. If you a few nice things for a girl, she'll do more back for you. We're more generous, duh.

  Submitted by tgbabe on Oct 9, 10 at 1:11am

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• 72 girls don't give bj's.

  Submitted by mdguy301 on Oct 2, 10 at 4:12pm

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• Haha so true

  Submitted by troublemaker on Oct 18, 10 at 1:51am

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• You're gonna be eatin outta something but it ain't gonna be her hand if you know what I'm sayin!

  Submitted by tangerineballs on Oct 2, 10 at 1:28pm

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• its way better with to guys ;)

  Submitted by BAMFCS66 on Oct 28, 10 at 5:25pm

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