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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.

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However be prepaired for three hours to be delivered in ten minute increments over a number of days.

Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 23, 10 at 9:24am

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Better be careful with this. If the guy is smart he's gonna go for anal and you can't deny him. Just be prepared!

Submitted by fogitnozzel on Sep 23, 10 at 10:23am

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I swear to god, if this doesn't work out with him I'm down for getting married <3

Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Sep 23, 10 at 9:24am

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Don't blow that all at once. Save up a couple hours to exchange for angry sex down the road.

Submitted by stillhungover on Sep 23, 10 at 9:22am

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can i get one of those to?

Submitted by jetsjetsjets on Sep 23, 10 at 12:36pm

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Better hope his/her style is not with another person while you sit there and watch.

Submitted by sterven08 on Sep 23, 10 at 11:57am

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- LOL!!
  
  Submitted by freckleface on Sep 26, 10 at 12:56pm
  
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Mass text

Submitted by bluegirl25 on Sep 23, 10 at 3:43pm

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I hope you like anal cause he's going to cash in with it.

Submitted by craig6578 on Sep 24, 10 at 12:05pm

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If I was him I would make u do anal in like an elevator or the park

Submitted by gatorman562 on Sep 23, 10 at 5:51pm

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She Thirsty

Submitted by SovietMotherland on Sep 24, 10 at 8:39am

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this is probably a guy giving this coupon to a girl...

Submitted by supertrooper on Sep 23, 10 at 10:46am

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yeah... my bf gets sex when he wants sex and vice versa. No coupons needed.

Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Sep 23, 10 at 4:34pm

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- But this is Birthday Sex, not necessarily on the receiver's birthday. I take that to mean non-reciprocating, completely hedonistic, peeled grapes and her sister too kinda sex.
  
  Submitted by Led_Head on Sep 24, 10 at 10:15am
  
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Must be from a PLU student. UPS students would know how to spell "redeemable" correctly.

Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Sep 23, 10 at 9:28am

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I'm going to steal this idea..

Submitted by S45 on Sep 23, 10 at 12:39pm

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who would "bad night" this??

Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 28, 10 at 6:24am

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i wish i had a gf like this...

Submitted by Epic_Lazorz on Sep 29, 10 at 10:47am

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First of all, Bday sex is a MUST, no need for a coupon. Secondly, if your bf or husband is doing it right (like my hot husband), then he can have whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Yeah, that's the way it's done ladies...

Submitted by FunSizeLatina on Sep 23, 10 at 3:40pm

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- Your name says it all. you probably have a penis.
  
  Submitted by thebatman on Sep 23, 10 at 5:57pm
  
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  - If you're really batman then you don't need a coupon for sex period. Because batman is amazing. And that's all I have to say about this. :)
    
    Submitted by BadBabe93 on Sep 25, 10 at 2:28pm
    
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Haha bluegirl.. Mass text forsure

Submitted by teeenagedream on Sep 23, 10 at 11:55pm

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Genuis.

Submitted by GrizzlyGirl on Sep 25, 10 at 10:32pm

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First

Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 10 at 9:21am

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This sounds like a married couple has to use a coupon to get sex oh well he is probably bangin your sister with no coupon

Submitted by gatorman562 on Sep 23, 10 at 5:49pm

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Anyway, 3 hours? God. That'd last me all month!

Submitted by Clockwork on Sep 23, 10 at 9:39am

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- all month? you ought to reexamine your relationship
  
  Submitted by TEXAS_REBEL_YELL on Sep 23, 10 at 5:44pm
  
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- If you apply a numbing agent to your penis before sex, that will help with your premature ejaculation. Thank me later.
  
  Submitted by freckleface on Sep 26, 10 at 1:00pm
  
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This will end up a birthday present FROM my girlfriend.

Submitted by nilosantilum on Oct 28, 10 at 11:23pm

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well i like this coupon.... get back at me

Submitted by waterofdoom on Jan 9, 11 at 4:51am

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Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 23, 10 at 9:24am

Submitted by fogitnozzel on Sep 23, 10 at 10:23am

Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Sep 23, 10 at 9:24am

Submitted by stillhungover on Sep 23, 10 at 9:22am

Submitted by jetsjetsjets on Sep 23, 10 at 12:36pm

Submitted by sterven08 on Sep 23, 10 at 11:57am

Submitted by freckleface on Sep 26, 10 at 12:56pm

Submitted by bluegirl25 on Sep 23, 10 at 3:43pm

Submitted by craig6578 on Sep 24, 10 at 12:05pm

Submitted by gatorman562 on Sep 23, 10 at 5:51pm

Submitted by SovietMotherland on Sep 24, 10 at 8:39am

Submitted by supertrooper on Sep 23, 10 at 10:46am

Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Sep 23, 10 at 4:34pm

Submitted by Led_Head on Sep 24, 10 at 10:15am

Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Sep 23, 10 at 9:28am

Submitted by S45 on Sep 23, 10 at 12:39pm

Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 28, 10 at 6:24am

Submitted by Epic_Lazorz on Sep 29, 10 at 10:47am

Submitted by FunSizeLatina on Sep 23, 10 at 3:40pm

Submitted by thebatman on Sep 23, 10 at 5:57pm

Submitted by BadBabe93 on Sep 25, 10 at 2:28pm

Submitted by teeenagedream on Sep 23, 10 at 11:55pm

Submitted by GrizzlyGirl on Sep 25, 10 at 10:32pm

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Submitted by gatorman562 on Sep 23, 10 at 5:49pm

Submitted by Clockwork on Sep 23, 10 at 9:39am

Submitted by TEXAS_REBEL_YELL on Sep 23, 10 at 5:44pm

Submitted by freckleface on Sep 26, 10 at 1:00pm

Submitted by nilosantilum on Oct 28, 10 at 11:23pm

Submitted by waterofdoom on Jan 9, 11 at 4:51am

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