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  He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.

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• I wouldn't care if I was that guy. I'd just be happy I was gettin some

  Submitted by pounddiaz on Jun 4, 10 at 6:01pm

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• Kinda like getting sent to the minors to work on your swing?

  Submitted by hooah33 on Jun 4, 10 at 2:47pm

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• he's my wasabi

  Submitted by damn_gurl on Jun 4, 10 at 3:54pm

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• Genius!

  Submitted by Sarah1977 on Jun 5, 10 at 2:21pm

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• Sounds like you need to work on your oral presentation.

  Submitted by carleton1984 on Jun 4, 10 at 3:02pm

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• I have that too. Bad night. :-(

  Submitted by gelato on Jun 4, 10 at 2:27pm

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• i feel like i have the same kinda guy :/

  Submitted by iceprincess11 on Jun 6, 10 at 7:19pm

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• That sounds awesome! I really hope this catchess on

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 10 at 7:59pm

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• Good for him

  Submitted by Michguy on Jun 4, 10 at 5:32pm

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• Clever

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 10 at 4:05pm

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• How do I apply for this job?

  Submitted by PimpyMclicious on Jun 6, 10 at 5:14pm

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• This cracked me up. In the middle of class. While watching Hotel Rwanda. I'm a bad person.

  Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on Jun 4, 10 at 8:45pm

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• My chick bad my chick hood

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 10 at 9:58pm

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• I like this. pure poetry.

  Submitted by lacey1111 on Jun 5, 10 at 4:25am

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• That is the most elitest and priveleged text I've ever read,

  Submitted by nmstew on Aug 3, 10 at 12:52pm

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• Gross dirty whore!

  Submitted by gibberish on Jun 5, 10 at 9:29am

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• Her vinyasa

  Submitted by ccrinaz on Jan 23, 11 at 10:04pm

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• Is there an application process for this gig or what's the deal?

  Submitted by Jaco823 on Jun 5, 10 at 2:16am

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• He's your microwave oven chef.

  Submitted by krina on Jun 6, 10 at 7:06am

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• I'm so borrowing this

  Submitted by corncob114 on Jun 5, 10 at 1:03pm

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• ahahaha sucks to be him!

  Submitted by babylbrunette223 on Jun 9, 10 at 10:24am

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