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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg

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you officially have the best drug dealer ever.

Submitted by tarahbella on Apr 4, 10 at 12:17pm

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Genius..

Submitted by brittanyjo on Apr 4, 10 at 12:09pm

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That is awesome.

Submitted by genieO on Apr 4, 10 at 12:03pm

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Best dealer ever. Count your blessings!!

Submitted by bamorris on Apr 4, 10 at 1:34pm

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Did it come with some chocolate for munchies later too?

Submitted by dorkof82 on Apr 4, 10 at 5:21pm

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Lmao good stuff man lool

Submitted by MinDestrucT on Apr 4, 10 at 11:01pm

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Is that hash and eggs? :)

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 1:43pm

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- niiiice XD
  
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I'm jellous

Submitted by tycoon184 on Apr 4, 10 at 9:53pm

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That's fkin awesome!! Couldn't have been much weed tho..

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:36pm

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i am proud once again to say i am from east tennessee :)

Submitted by SUPERMule on Apr 5, 10 at 10:34am

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A dealer in Mexico told me to reach in a bag full of weed and get as much as I want. Now that's the best Christmas present ever.

Submitted by Powerman91x on Apr 5, 10 at 12:44am

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who marks these things as "bad nights"?

Submitted by jack on Apr 4, 10 at 12:58pm

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- I always wonder the same thing!
  
  Submitted by awomanduh on Apr 6, 10 at 12:08am
  
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Glourious

Submitted by Crillian on Apr 4, 10 at 12:15pm

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...and now I have a new hiding place.

Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 4, 10 at 1:38pm

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I do this. Hmm

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:37pm

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Damn I wish my dealer would do something like that haha that's awesome

Submitted by _stephanieeanne on Apr 4, 10 at 5:46pm

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this doesn't have to be from chatt. tri-cities have the same area code, and I think i know who this is. bahah.

Submitted by sophomore_slump on Apr 27, 10 at 7:47pm

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What else you suppos to say. They are your dealer along with many other peoples dealer

Submitted by alina_peace on Apr 4, 10 at 8:31pm

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423 ftw!

Submitted by deathcabby45 on Apr 12, 10 at 9:51pm

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Haha shouldve had an egg hunt for all his buyers, couldve filmed the reactions

Submitted by cpc0003 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:46am

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and that's the type of dealer everyone wants.

Submitted by yellowsun6 on Apr 5, 10 at 12:01am

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Chattanooga representin

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:42pm

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In love w this.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 3:40pm

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drug-dealer professionalism

Submitted by yehwhatever on Apr 5, 10 at 4:13pm

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Spectacular *****

Submitted by A11th15 on Apr 4, 10 at 12:17pm

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Festive dealer. I like him.

Submitted by lollygagger_08 on Apr 4, 10 at 1:53pm

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My dealer gave me a weed-chocolate-bunny

Submitted by xThEx_Natural on Apr 5, 10 at 12:01am

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I need a drug dealer like that lol

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:22pm

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Hahah that's tight

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:52pm

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How festive!

Submitted by snybny on Apr 4, 10 at 2:45pm

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Those 26 Thumbs down are haters!!

Submitted by addoublee on Apr 4, 10 at 1:01pm

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Sweet! Make sure it doesn't dry out though!

Submitted by sullysgirl on Apr 4, 10 at 1:04pm

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Awesome.

Submitted by sweetpea24 on Apr 4, 10 at 12:36pm

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Lmao! Aww, I used to do stuff like that... when i, ummmm...

Submitted by AppleJack522 on Sep 2, 10 at 3:45pm

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Before TFLN, I had never heard anyone refer to their dealer as "their dealer"

Submitted by jaytkabb on Apr 4, 10 at 1:57pm

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What a boss

Submitted by pinkpandas on Apr 4, 10 at 1:41pm

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11:15 hahaha that's great I always tell my Jewish friends on Easter "happy random Sunday for you!"

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 12:18am

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...and a happy easter to you too, you lucky bastard.

Submitted by fshadowk on Aug 10, 10 at 10:04pm

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Way to spread holiday joy!

Submitted by caitypage on Apr 15, 10 at 8:41am

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You have a fruity drug dealer

Submitted by trmpt_man on Apr 10, 10 at 9:37am

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god, i love southeast tennessee. 423 is the best. haha.

Submitted by cgombash on Apr 30, 10 at 1:18pm

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This text made my day; I want this dealer!

Submitted by i69b on Apr 4, 10 at 5:56pm

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All time fav

Submitted by golightly on Apr 4, 10 at 7:16pm

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Thts real nice...nd ill talk dirty yaa

Submitted by phelpzy on Apr 4, 10 at 1:03pm

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dude thats awesome

Submitted by MarryJane on Apr 5, 10 at 1:01am

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Hhhhhhhhiuuiiiiiii

Submitted by xThEx_Natural on Apr 5, 10 at 12:03am

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Aw, that's so cute.

Submitted by ericalew on Apr 4, 10 at 3:20pm

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My friend's dealer heard we wanted pills for my crew for a rave on my 19th birthday. So when the mutual friend gave me the bag, I was suprised not only to see an extra free one but also a fortune cooking paper saying: waves of good luck will wash over you and your friends. Best. Dealer. Ever

Submitted by DJMcBastard on Apr 4, 10 at 7:13pm

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Chattanooga! haha makes me feel proud to be from there!

Submitted by darkmts on Apr 4, 10 at 10:26pm

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festive

Submitted by radaradarada on Apr 7, 10 at 6:20pm

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You should have been like "Im Jewish"

Submitted by YokoOhNo1 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:15pm

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We are high Easter egg hunting soon!! Holla 214!

Submitted by bobbiejoo on Apr 4, 10 at 3:36pm

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I'm hornyy!!! Who wants to talk dirty ??! ;-)

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:54pm

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Best dealer ever.

Submitted by chih on Apr 4, 10 at 1:32pm

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I'm jealous

Submitted by alettaO21102 on Apr 4, 10 at 4:46pm

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thats amazing

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 5, 10 at 9:32pm

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Best dealer ever!

Submitted by samanthajane321 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:01pm

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The beat dealer In the world

Submitted by btart on Apr 4, 10 at 7:46pm

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jealous

Submitted by 3077518710 on Apr 5, 10 at 1:27pm

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Sexxxxx please!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 5:13pm

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That just made my day

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 6:02pm

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Happy Easter, now that's gonna cost you extra

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 1:56pm

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Do you get it in a stocking on christmas?

Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Apr 30, 10 at 4:59pm

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