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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?

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Yup.

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Yup.

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Sounds like you waited a year longer than necessary

Submitted by Phys on Oct 25, 10 at 4:56pm

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and that my friends is how to set a goal and reach it!

Submitted by Lugnut81 on Oct 25, 10 at 5:27pm

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Winner!!!

Submitted by dd32 on Oct 25, 10 at 4:25pm

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I love it when long-term plans finally come together. It brings joy to my heart.

Submitted by BlackVegeta on Oct 25, 10 at 5:57pm

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Way to scout the minor leagues for future talent

Submitted by asdfg12 on Oct 26, 10 at 7:13am

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Did we just become best friends?

Submitted by MustachioFiat on Oct 25, 10 at 6:12pm

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how is this gross, you have 23 year old models marrying 80 year old men waiting for them to die thats f*cked up....seriously this shits legit, i applaud you sir

Submitted by 121 on Oct 25, 10 at 6:52pm

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No joke, this test made me laugh so fucking hard just because of the subtlety.

Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Oct 25, 10 at 5:33pm

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- text*
  
  Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Oct 25, 10 at 5:38pm
  
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People are reading this text wrong... this guy isnt a pedo, he probably is was like 14 or 15 when he initially said it. Still, chill out people, its funny.

Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 25, 10 at 6:16pm

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- He's not a pedo regardless, point of this awesome text. Yah peeps, take a chill pill. Now available on ebay. (serious)
  
  Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 23, 10 at 12:11am
  
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If he was in Kentucky, he waited 3 years too long.

Submitted by ragnar0k on Oct 25, 10 at 5:37pm

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- Mouse over the area code to see that he's from Missouri. :)
  
  Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 23, 10 at 12:10am
  
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Don't know what to say other than: that is BURSTING with awesome! Good work.

Submitted by said8ED on Oct 25, 10 at 7:13pm

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Props for waiting and a great response to go with it

Submitted by jamieischaos on Oct 25, 10 at 8:38pm

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If only we all had your determination to complete a goal as epic as this....

Submitted by EmmaXxX on Oct 25, 10 at 9:35pm

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Yup. I would have too.

Submitted by faravamus_prime on Oct 25, 10 at 4:35pm

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Out. Standing. It shows determination, follow thru, and tenacity, not to mention the ability to remember things for 5 years. This guy might be a superhero.

Submitted by thetexican on Oct 26, 10 at 12:09pm

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Now that is some dedication...not to mention a man of his word.

Submitted by JTH1083 on Oct 26, 10 at 1:35am

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Worth the wait, obviously

Submitted by . on Oct 26, 10 at 12:14am

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Am I the only who thought the OP was a girl?

Submitted by GABAleta on Oct 26, 10 at 1:00am

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- Nah, I thought the same! I was actually kind of confused when I saw everyone referring to the OP as a "he."
  
  Submitted by starfishy on Oct 26, 10 at 4:07pm
  
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f uckin a right doggie

Submitted by steeldude on Oct 25, 10 at 4:32pm

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Hahaha that happened to me except I was the 14 year old. And he's not a pedophile, she was 19. Chill people.

Submitted by Tessssssssss27 on Oct 26, 10 at 12:18am

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Haha(;

Submitted by alexszandra on May 2, 11 at 1:25pm

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yup.

Submitted by gdbear30 on Oct 25, 10 at 8:44pm

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I will hunt you... I will find you... And I will fuck you...

Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Oct 27, 10 at 12:01am

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Awesome...pure

Submitted by kleigh426 on Oct 25, 10 at 11:02pm

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youre an inspiration to us all.

Submitted by east on Oct 26, 10 at 9:52am

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Alright! Whoo!

Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Feb 25, 11 at 8:04am

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Hhahahahahaa. Epic.

Submitted by ilindsay on Oct 25, 10 at 8:44pm

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Good follow through. Winner.

Submitted by Michguy on Oct 25, 10 at 7:14pm

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This is dedication I respect.

Submitted by GABAleta on Oct 26, 10 at 12:56am

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Wow, I had someone say this about me when I was 14 but it didn't happen. Ten kinds of win!

Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 25, 10 at 8:51pm

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Best TFLN ever. Freaking classic.

Submitted by aMFb on Oct 27, 10 at 12:42am

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wow. talk about following through with a plan

Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 1:36am

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Holy fuck that is great

Submitted by redshift on Oct 25, 10 at 9:16pm

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Very nice.

Submitted by jellybeeeens on Oct 26, 10 at 9:00pm

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Join the club my friend. One 14 year old had this huge crush on me and I turned her down. Since then she moved out of state, turned 20 and had several boyfriends. Last summer came back to visit family and broke up with her boyfriend two days before we met on her visit. Yup!

Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 14, 10 at 6:12am

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Epic win

Submitted by thefedexguy on Apr 4, 11 at 11:30am

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(sigh) boy, how they grow up so damn fast

Submitted by realyhappy on Oct 27, 10 at 1:48am

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Babe Ruth'd it, well done good sir

Submitted by ReconDoc189 on Dec 30, 11 at 12:05pm

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Is this a scene from king of the hill? Lol. Wtf.

Submitted by ohcrap_13 on Oct 26, 10 at 12:20pm

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Hahaha St. Louis!! Very funny.

Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Oct 26, 10 at 7:23pm

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Dude, same thing happened to me. but only 2 years.

Submitted by cev2387 on Oct 25, 10 at 6:40pm

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You stupid fuck, the age of consent in your state is 16

Submitted by niceman on Oct 26, 10 at 3:35pm

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Way to set a goal and stick to it. More people need to be more like you and maybe we'd get somewhere in this world.

Submitted by shortround265 on Oct 27, 10 at 12:46am

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You waited 5 years too long

Submitted by skeletonbunny on Oct 26, 10 at 6:31pm

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Please I live in Florissant. Who are you I want o meat you and shake your hand

Submitted by jzeller on May 12, 11 at 1:17am

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Haha I know a lot of people that couldve said this. Fantastic way to rep st Louis! You are my hero.

Submitted by sari on Oct 26, 10 at 9:48pm

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Dude... all I have to say is: GREAT SUCCESS!!!

Submitted by 9_out_of_10 on Oct 27, 10 at 2:49am

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hilarious.

Submitted by katr on Oct 26, 10 at 6:43am

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Hats off

Submitted by The775 on Oct 26, 10 at 2:15pm

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hank hill?

Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 13, 10 at 12:22am

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Keep it classy 314

Submitted by stewy78 on Feb 16, 14 at 1:49pm

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Of course this came from Missouri

Submitted by pcbsb2010 on Oct 25, 10 at 8:02pm

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opportunities like that show that there is a power greater than us at work. Top notch my good fellow

Submitted by daddyfatsack on Mar 28, 11 at 8:56pm

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i would of bang her five years before and after thats playing the game smart

Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 26, 10 at 2:40am

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.ha ha!\nWIN.

Submitted by wendii on May 14, 11 at 1:47pm

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Im now 20. I recall a guy I met when I was 15 that fucked me a month ago. You aint the only one bucko.

Submitted by AllisonS on Feb 14, 11 at 3:40am

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Good man, this is someone who knows how to play their cards right!

Submitted by newzealand on Oct 29, 10 at 3:08am

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sounds a bit familiar

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Oct 26, 10 at 12:19am

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Not funny at all yo!!!!

Submitted by PeachiePeach53 on Oct 27, 10 at 8:16pm

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Loser, wow. You fantasized about bangin' a 14 yr old 5 years ago...

Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 25, 10 at 4:36pm

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- well at least he waited. and who knows what age he was? maybe he was 18 when he met her, 24 is not that much older than 19
  
  Submitted by all_nighter on Oct 25, 10 at 5:33pm
  
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OMG YOU SICKO. WHO ARE YOU?!?! i live in st. louis too.

Submitted by giginoir on Oct 25, 10 at 5:59pm

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- you misspelled winner
  
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  - casimirpulaski is a winner, learn from him giginoir.
    
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    i meant sicko in a good way, people.
    
    Submitted by giginoir on Oct 26, 10 at 7:43pm
    
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One word: pedophile.

Submitted by Lancaster on Oct 25, 10 at 4:47pm

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- Nostradamus was also gifted.
  
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