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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.

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Looks like this time a dick actually STOPPED someone from being fucked

Submitted by just_jd on Jul 13, 10 at 9:36am

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Cockblocked!

Submitted by Coprophagist on Jul 13, 10 at 9:52am

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i didnt know there was an app for that...

Submitted by 121 on Jul 13, 10 at 1:09pm

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- i lol'd.
  
  Submitted by charleswallace on Jul 13, 10 at 2:16pm
  
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That moment after it fell onto the floor instead of in the toilet must have been glorious!

Submitted by bkeane1 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:40am

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Your dick should be awarded a prize!

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 13, 10 at 9:58am

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- like a nice pussy
  
  Submitted by Xander03 on Jul 16, 10 at 1:36am
  
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- medal of honor
  
  Submitted by bigmac7500 on Feb 5, 11 at 11:57am
  
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If it's the iPhone 4 it might work better after a swim.

Submitted by Glazed on Jul 13, 10 at 10:31am

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Good thing you were jerkin your beef otherwise iPhone hits soft dick and falls right down into the shit water

Submitted by Sniball on Jul 13, 10 at 11:00am

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complete fucking win

Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 13, 10 at 11:51am

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saved the day again

Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 13, 10 at 9:43am

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For once a posting on this site where the penis saved the day instead of ruining it

Submitted by Danny66 on Jul 13, 10 at 5:52pm

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My pussy can do better that that ;)

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 9:09pm

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Thankyou penis

Submitted by Fireproof on Jul 13, 10 at 9:59am

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That's another one the uses a dick has.

Submitted by Lavender69 on Jul 13, 10 at 1:37pm

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lol thats one smallll iphone

Submitted by NickSeesAll on Jul 13, 10 at 9:42am

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Remind me NOT to use your phone.

Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 14, 10 at 12:32am

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I will be sure to add that to the list of awesome things my cock can do...

Submitted by Rickmeister on Aug 4, 10 at 10:30pm

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Happened to me before. Lmao

Submitted by rdritchey14 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:17am

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WIN!

Submitted by dmagician on Jul 13, 10 at 2:33pm

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Hahahahahaha thatz fuckin funny

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:04pm

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Call me

Submitted by rocketpower on Jul 13, 10 at 11:58am

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I personally bounce my iPhone up and down on my dick when I get bored... And my friends wonder why I won't let them use it

Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:24pm

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I did this yesterday, lawl

Submitted by lolguy575 on Jul 20, 10 at 8:32am

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Best TFLN in a long time. Hahah.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 10 at 4:37pm

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So your iPhone had piss all over it?

Submitted by denverdezjr on Jul 14, 10 at 9:10pm

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...come to think of it, first time my dick has ever gotten me OUT OF a bad situation.

Submitted by ez_aka_the_one on Jul 16, 10 at 1:41am

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Hilarious!

Submitted by litanyinlalaland on Jul 15, 10 at 11:21pm

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Way to rip off Dane Cook

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 10 at 11:18pm

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Good looks bro lol

Submitted by tagu007 on Jul 13, 10 at 10:15pm

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Wait. You were looking at porn using your iPhone, but why the fuck were u jerkin over the toilet?

Submitted by burnt921 on Jul 14, 10 at 4:42am

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Lmfao to the two below me

Submitted by playa844 on Jul 14, 10 at 11:54am

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Does that mean he had a boner at the time?\nAwkward moment

Submitted by Arandomasian on Jul 14, 10 at 3:32am

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Keezmovies iz the best!

Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 13, 10 at 7:40pm

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There is an app for tht

Submitted by thresanapp4tht on Jul 16, 10 at 2:41am

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Well aren't you lucky.

Submitted by FirstBornUnicorn on Jul 14, 10 at 5:35am

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Haha ive actually done that before.

Submitted by kickit1 on Aug 7, 10 at 1:18am

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You were definitely whacking off on a toilet to porn on ur iPhone. Props to ur dick, shame on you.

Submitted by TheAwfulWaffle on Jul 15, 10 at 2:28am

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these pretzels are making me Firsty

Submitted by firsty on Jul 13, 10 at 2:06pm

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soo fuckin nice. wuz it tht big?

Submitted by countrygurl on Jul 17, 10 at 9:29pm

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Lmao haha love this!!! Must be a decent size

Submitted by sashakw on Jul 13, 10 at 9:59pm

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freemobilesex.info also works PEACE

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 10 at 11:36am

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dicks are the best

Submitted by sorryboutcha11 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:17pm

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Priceless.

Submitted by XeroPsyche on Jul 13, 10 at 6:32pm

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Ha must of been a morning boner or you were jerkin off!! Bcuz if it was soft it would of splashed into the toilet

Submitted by 26 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:00pm

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@ 9:36\nur hilarious xD

Submitted by MorganLee on Aug 2, 10 at 10:41pm

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Lubetube works too.

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 13, 10 at 11:01am

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Were you trying to take a picture of your dick?

Submitted by Megzii on Jul 14, 10 at 5:21am

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Been there. Fuckin awesome

Submitted by justc0nch on Jul 31, 11 at 3:16pm

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That's fucking awesome man

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 9:07pm

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In some countries this is considered a win

Submitted by Proofnumber on Jul 14, 10 at 12:44pm

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Hey mobileboner. Com works also for iPhone.

Submitted by taqtuk on Jul 13, 10 at 11:28am

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Uhmmmm damn dude is johnny holmes ur daddy jesus

Submitted by fkyou420 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:37am

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Call me 250-sexy lol

Submitted by lucky26 on Oct 23, 10 at 11:15pm

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"thats the best thing you've used it for!" said his girlfriend

Submitted by jdilla on Jul 13, 10 at 11:14pm

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Lucky bitch 

Submitted by swest00 on Jul 14, 10 at 8:07pm

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That's a mighty fine dick u got there...

Submitted by maryjaneinvegas on Jul 16, 10 at 7:32am

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There's an app for that...

Submitted by fearnaught44 on Jul 13, 10 at 7:26pm

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Glorious win.

Submitted by thomasb28 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:19pm

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Score!

Submitted by adamsgrl85 on Jul 13, 10 at 10:27pm

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xlive. com also

Submitted by scook on Jul 13, 10 at 11:41am

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I knew they were good for something

Submitted by timmitt on Aug 3, 10 at 1:22pm

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Pornhub work too!! Just to let y'all know

Submitted by readdh on Jul 13, 10 at 9:44am

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Ypu must own the smallest toilet ever made pencil dick

Submitted by citispudstl on Jul 13, 10 at 2:10pm

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Haha Funny

Submitted by RLevi on Jul 13, 10 at 9:51pm

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The good kind of cockblock.

Submitted by sophia3394 on Sep 1, 13 at 12:28am

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Submitted by just_jd on Jul 13, 10 at 9:36am

Submitted by Coprophagist on Jul 13, 10 at 9:52am

Submitted by 121 on Jul 13, 10 at 1:09pm

Submitted by charleswallace on Jul 13, 10 at 2:16pm

Submitted by bkeane1 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:40am

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 13, 10 at 9:58am

Submitted by Xander03 on Jul 16, 10 at 1:36am

Submitted by bigmac7500 on Feb 5, 11 at 11:57am

Submitted by Glazed on Jul 13, 10 at 10:31am

Submitted by Sniball on Jul 13, 10 at 11:00am

Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 13, 10 at 11:51am

Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 13, 10 at 9:43am

Submitted by Danny66 on Jul 13, 10 at 5:52pm

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Submitted by Fireproof on Jul 13, 10 at 9:59am

Submitted by Lavender69 on Jul 13, 10 at 1:37pm

Submitted by NickSeesAll on Jul 13, 10 at 9:42am

Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 14, 10 at 12:32am

Submitted by Rickmeister on Aug 4, 10 at 10:30pm

Submitted by rdritchey14 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:17am

Submitted by dmagician on Jul 13, 10 at 2:33pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:04pm

Submitted by rocketpower on Jul 13, 10 at 11:58am

Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:24pm

Submitted by lolguy575 on Jul 20, 10 at 8:32am

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 10 at 4:37pm

Submitted by denverdezjr on Jul 14, 10 at 9:10pm

Submitted by ez_aka_the_one on Jul 16, 10 at 1:41am

Submitted by litanyinlalaland on Jul 15, 10 at 11:21pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 10 at 11:18pm

Submitted by tagu007 on Jul 13, 10 at 10:15pm

Submitted by burnt921 on Jul 14, 10 at 4:42am

Submitted by playa844 on Jul 14, 10 at 11:54am

Submitted by Arandomasian on Jul 14, 10 at 3:32am

Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 13, 10 at 7:40pm

Submitted by thresanapp4tht on Jul 16, 10 at 2:41am

Submitted by FirstBornUnicorn on Jul 14, 10 at 5:35am

Submitted by kickit1 on Aug 7, 10 at 1:18am

Submitted by TheAwfulWaffle on Jul 15, 10 at 2:28am

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Submitted by sashakw on Jul 13, 10 at 9:59pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 10 at 11:36am

Submitted by sorryboutcha11 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:17pm

Submitted by XeroPsyche on Jul 13, 10 at 6:32pm

Submitted by 26 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:00pm

Submitted by MorganLee on Aug 2, 10 at 10:41pm

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 13, 10 at 11:01am

Submitted by Megzii on Jul 14, 10 at 5:21am

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Submitted by Proofnumber on Jul 14, 10 at 12:44pm

Submitted by taqtuk on Jul 13, 10 at 11:28am

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Submitted by lucky26 on Oct 23, 10 at 11:15pm

Submitted by jdilla on Jul 13, 10 at 11:14pm

Submitted by swest00 on Jul 14, 10 at 8:07pm

Submitted by maryjaneinvegas on Jul 16, 10 at 7:32am

Submitted by fearnaught44 on Jul 13, 10 at 7:26pm

Submitted by thomasb28 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:19pm

Submitted by adamsgrl85 on Jul 13, 10 at 10:27pm

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Submitted by sophia3394 on Sep 1, 13 at 12:28am

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