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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.

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This is not my ceiling

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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?

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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.

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