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Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.

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the fact that u have a prostitute is awkward

Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 10, 10 at 10:49am

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- lol i agree....he must be ugly or fat
  
  Submitted by bluOrgy on Sep 10, 10 at 11:27am
  
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- but you love whores...so you must be awkward too
  
  Submitted by glossylu on Sep 13, 10 at 3:39pm
  
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You're an awful excuse for a dad and person if you can come home and kiss your kids good night after being with a prostitute.

Submitted by Taipan on Sep 10, 10 at 11:24am

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Ummm thats her pimp

Submitted by ILOVEPINAYS on Sep 10, 10 at 10:44am

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U never pay 2 get laid! That's the golden rule!!

Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Sep 10, 10 at 12:06pm

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- ^has payed for a prostitute
  
  Submitted by frawd on Sep 10, 10 at 2:33pm
  
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Isn't it better to have a single prostitute than pick up random ones?

Submitted by hansolo22 on Sep 10, 10 at 4:37pm

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- I see your point.
  
  Submitted by freckleface on Sep 11, 10 at 5:52pm
  
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Even prostitutes have to shop for food lol

Submitted by ck24 on Sep 10, 10 at 2:12pm

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Was not shocked to see that this was a Cali number.

Submitted by SketchyKell on Sep 10, 10 at 11:00am

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A Pimp Named Slickback

Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Sep 10, 10 at 5:14pm

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holy fuck this is messed up

Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 10 at 11:32pm

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@taipan who kisses their kids good night? who kisses a prostitute?

Submitted by thetruth13 on Sep 10, 10 at 2:45pm

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you so dont even deserve to worship at the holy temple of Costco

Submitted by johntexts on Sep 13, 10 at 11:01pm

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You're a fucking asshole and I hope you have STI's for bangin a prostitue

Submitted by naughtynurse on Sep 10, 10 at 5:42pm

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Awkward turtle

Submitted by ilovsbigones on Sep 10, 10 at 2:19pm

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How did she get labeled your prostitute?

Submitted by flowerdoctor on Sep 10, 10 at 11:00pm

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Do you mind? We're trying to have a civilization here.

Submitted by jbwarner86 on Sep 10, 10 at 10:19pm

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Its true prostitutes do have to shop for food to. They need to add something to their diet other than cum and cock.

Submitted by kochocolate on Sep 11, 10 at 12:57am

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Fuck you

Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 10 at 12:31am

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Well with all that money they're making it's good to know she's buying bulk. But your poor children. I hope you're single.

Submitted by NikkiRei on Sep 12, 10 at 12:39pm

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did you say hi to your mom and dad?

Submitted by bluOrgy on Sep 10, 10 at 10:53am

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lol this is probably fake.

Submitted by all_nighter on Sep 11, 10 at 2:23am

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You're a dirty mofo is you have your own prostitute

Submitted by crazyj2500 on Sep 10, 10 at 3:13pm

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Hilarious

Submitted by hxck on Sep 11, 10 at 7:54am

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LMFAO can that be any more of a turnoff?

Submitted by lolitabotxxx on Sep 12, 10 at 9:19am

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He has a fuck buddy that is so good he pays for it... That makes him a terrible parent? What the fuck are you morons talking about? You are moronic excuses for intellectuals.

Submitted by Unit562 on May 23, 12 at 1:01pm

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Oh Oakland, the sewer of the bay!

Submitted by softball_junky on Sep 11, 10 at 2:21am

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So not fucking true..u wouldn't be calling her your prostitute!

Submitted by wisteriasbitch on Dec 18, 11 at 1:01am

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Prostitutes eat food like real people?

Submitted by highasballs on Nov 8, 12 at 7:53am

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its akward for everyone else that im first thats fo SHO - uber g

Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 10 at 10:43am

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- dude get a life who gives a fuck that ur first. ur like 37 and u live in ur moms basement with a like level 80 WoW account and u jack off to the lane bryant christmas catalog
  
  Submitted by adidas43 on Sep 22, 10 at 3:01pm
  
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  - Hey, now. Some of the Lane Bryant models are damn sexy!!
    
    Submitted by Stargazer77 on Sep 24, 10 at 10:39am
    
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Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 10, 10 at 10:49am

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