I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
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You might want to double check your ass too. A night that crazy wouldn't have settled for just 2 out of 3.
There may be a tiger in te bathroom...
is being a whore like cool now?
it's a website about drunk texts. like what did you expect? fml sounds more like a website for your negativity.
Hell yes.
Just wait for the pictures...
Best TFLN I've seen in a while
"Dick mouth." Common phrase? I learned something new...
you made out better than the bride in the other text from today....
No necessarily the bride
i feel sorry for the upcoming generations
Because waking up with a dick in your mouth is a normal, if not dull, day in your life, huh?
And a case of herpes?
You're welcome
Congrats!
Hell yes! That's how it's done!!!
Slag
eskoelle; it's a website about drunk texts. like what did you expect? fml sounds more like a website for your negativity.
sounds like a Phelps-less protest
Oh babayyyy! xD
whata hoebag
no anal.. no tiger in the bathroom.. and i just realized i still have your panties hun lol
When the baby due?
my question is are you the brides made or the bride haha
What's.with.the.periods.after.each.word?
Its how stupid people text.
Sounds like symptoms for something on the plan b side... take two of em and call me in the morning.
Wow you crazy bit that's how it's done
KSU student for sure
I've heard of wine mouth but dick mouth?
one of the best.
"Sprinkle a little yest on'em Johnson and let's get the fuk outta here!"
Uallsuck - it's for emphasis.
Bad bad gal....
Teehee
First.
i don't care what ricky bobby has to say; in these instances, if you are "first," you are definitely last.
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