i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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