You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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