Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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