after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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