This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
we're so committed to being not committed
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