I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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