Someone shit on the floor
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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