she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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