i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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