All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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