you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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