I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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