what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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