...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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