That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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