That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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