one two three fourrrrnication!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
