We won't sleep together?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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