You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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