Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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