JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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