How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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