He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
