quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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