She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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