forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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