I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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