Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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