I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
