I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
no, he came in my armpit
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
