If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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