its not stalking. its research.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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