You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I am one with the molecules
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
