I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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