U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
They took my balls.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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