that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I think i got beer on your cat.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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