Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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