this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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