I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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