I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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